*TOYIN THE ILLITERATE*

Toyin was asked to go and buy few items from the market. Due to Toyin illeteracy, her boss prepared a list to help her buy accurately.

List:
Milk - N. 5,000.00
Salt - N. 2,500.00
Oil - N 7,000.00
Fish - N10,000.00
Total = N24,500.00

So Toyin left the house around 10am,and at 3pm, she is not yet back from the market.

Her boss was so worried,and decided to call Toyin on phone.

Boss:
"Hello Toyin, what's holding you? you have stayed too long,what's the matter?"

Toyin replied:
"I have bought the milk, salt, oil, and fish, but I'm still looking for Total"

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Say No To Illiteracyy and Yes To Education.
Appreciate teacher's when you see one.

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🟢The Chinese government recently launched a website encouraging citizens to report on so-called "die-hard separatists," sparking a wave of anxiety among Taiwanese.

🟢Even with reassurances from China’s Taiwan Affairs Office that the new measures target only a small number of activists, the Taiwanese exodus has become worse, with the number of Taiwanese living in China dropping from over 400,000 in 2009 to 177,000 by 2022.

U went 2 sleepover in a man's house his touching u and u are saying I did not come for dis🙄 did u go for NIN registration

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