Pastor: I see a long black thing in form of darkness covering your darkness

Me: Na my man dick leave am there abeg

Emi everybody ti fe bo
E ti dibo fun Apaayan

Oni ni Jummat oloyin

Baba BOONBAC nse Adua fun yin ooo
Aku ola JUM'AT oni oooo

The fact that a person is aware of your weakness is not a reason to remain like that; you better grow up and use your brain, because everyone has a limit for tolerance.

While the girls are using creams to tighten their pussy. The boys are using creams to enlarge their dick to widen that same pussy. What is wrong with us?
#confusedgeneration##

I never want my kids to mess up and think MOM GONNA KILL ME. I want their first though to be I NEED TO CALL MY MOM...

Una Don collect salary BONE FACE.
nor be so ohhh...

I don sub pass the money wey I take buy the phone

If the only people u call family are those related 2u by blood, den u might b missing out on a lot of love,support and etc.

Because Mehn some people God send into your life will do what some family Members will not do for you till Rapture..