E get the way your bobo go Dey treat you, you go know say replacement don Dey

Make money until your ex calls you and say please tell my friends I once dated you cos they don't believe me..

You can smoke anything and drink anything or even eat anything but if you want to be successful in life. Don't fuck everything ooo

When they ask " WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING" They want to calculate the amount of respect you will be accorded...

Strong women don't have ATTITUDES...
We have STANDARDS...Strong women don't have ATTITUDES...
We have STANDARDS...

The biggest communication problem Is we don't listen to understand. We listen to Reply...

Gone are the days you ask a girl ARE YOU A VIRGIN? It's DO YOU HAVE A CHILD?

I'm somewhere between giving up and seeing how much more i can take...

FACT OF LIFE
when a girl attains Maturity she want to wear Bra.
When a boy attains Maturity he want to remove the Bra. JAGABAN.

When your girlfriend has an ugly face but a big ass you introduced her to your friends like " Baby stand up so that they can see you...