200k for secondary school reunion
No be by force make we see abeg
All of us go meet for heaven..

You fit place them on 100 make them place you on 10, abeg no help them add zero for back of 10, na you go adjust your figure of them.

Don't u dare fake moan for a man. If he isn't sexually satisfying u. Look him dead in the eyes and say WHAT DA FUCK ARE U DOING?

Attention please if you have toast me before and I told you I have a boyfriend please come back yawa don gas...

No condition is permanent! Even a New Generator that sound like " Celindion".... Will someday sound like Terry G...

Always be grateful to your mum. What if she said she was not in the mood that night. You wouldn't have been born...

Dapo's wife called Dapo a fool.
Dapo got angry and said "I cannot
be called a fool by a woman, not
even my wife. She must therefore
leave my house"
Neighbours intervened and the
matter was resolved.
But Dapo's wife still nursed anger.
Later that night, it rained heavily.
It was so cold that Dapo wanted to
perform his manly duties.
Sneaking his hands to touch his
wife's laps in the dark, the wife
shouted, "Who is that fool..
Dapo replied " Na me" 😃🤣😂

Don't sleep next to me if I can't put my leg on top of you..

Babe and dear is a general Name
If you like go fall in Love..

what is life? Be humble.
One day you’ll buy the cloth you’ll die with.