My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"

Ah Mummy 😪

My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village.
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Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .
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Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration???
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Toothpicks were missing in the house, then my Mother asked our maid, and she was like: 😧it's not me, even when I use I put them back
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Guys!
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name😉 😂

Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name....😂😂😂😂😂

In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough 😂.
if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our Nigerian products.😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’re getting attached again and gradually falling in love Abii? you will cry soon