🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Désiré Doué joins Paris Saint-Germain in package worth €60m from Rennes! 💎

Contract until June 2029 for French talent who was top of Bayern list but decides to join Paris Saint-Germain.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟎! ⚡️

God is the answer

🔵 Enzo Maresca: “The vision I have is that the club is looking for something for 5 or 10 years”.

“Nobody from the club asked me for the Champions League spot this year”.

“What they said is that we need to arrive and compete, step by step”.

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If you are hungry in this country called Nigeria, you are a living thing

My helper shey you no go locate my now wey i need you abi or you won make i use village own for you ni? 🙄

I don dey too think these days, i no even know where my nose dey again i just know say i dey breathe 🥴

Dont allow anybody to push you to marriage o cos woman no dey endure for too long o..
Money is important o

The kind felling wey i dey get these days ehn.. e be like say my crush don get belle 😢