Im Ready ooooo

LEGEND

At 35 you are still asking a guy how he got your number?

Some wedding today started with just HELLO

The only way to overcome poverty is to invest..
for person wey dey chop only once in a day??

motivational speakers una no go make heaven o 🙄

Have you tried it creamy before or dry?
what was your experience?? 😋

Please God let your oil not dry on our head 🙏

person wey dey sell Tyre don tire 😂

Instead of feeding the 5,000 hûngry people like Jesus did, today's prøphets are being fed by the 5,000 hüngry people.

A city that can make You Run Mad without knowing it - LAGOS

City where they will Steal Your Spouse without Your knowledge - ABUJA

The city where Everybody is Cheating yet Praying fervently - ILORIN

The city where You cannot come out with a Phone at Night - ONITSHA

The city where You go Blind if You look too much - OWERRI

The city where You will be like Sardine inside Taxi - IBADAN

City where Fornication is Banned, but Adultery is Permitted - KANO

The city where they will Build Fly-Over, but only Okada is Using it - ABAKALIKI

The city where Men Die several Years before their Wives - PORT-HARCOURT

A city that is Forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is Eating only Biscuit - JOS

A city that is always Forming Tourism, Meanwhile nothing takes Place - CALABAR

A city that is Full of Landlady without Landlord - BENIN
( Am not the one that said it ooo🙏)

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