A Christian missionary goes to proselytize in Nigeria and gets lost. He begins wandering aimlessly through a thick forest and stumbles upon a lion. He then gets scared the lion will eat him, so he starts praying to God to protect him from the lion. Then, suddenly, he sees the lion praying as well! He gets relieved and tells the lion, "I didn't know you're a believer as well. I'm so glad. For a moment, I thought that you might eat me." The lion responds, "Quiet, please! Don't interrupt my mealtime prayer!" 😂

Remember, humor can vary widely in its appeal, and what's funny to one person might not be to another #justsaying

If you dodge your mother's slap in Nigeria, you have officially joined a cult.

I am addicted to poverty. If my bank account has money in it, I suffer withdrawal.
#barssss

Which part of Nigeria is my fatherland? I'm broke and want to sell my portion. 😏 🙄

Can the last born marry a last born? What if they wake up in the middle of the night and start crying, "I want to see my mother?" 🤔

I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but not in Nigeria. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They bless the rains down in Africa.

I want to hear 99 Nigerians sing 'Africa' by Toto. It's something that a hundred men or more could never do.

I told you I do not have a girlfriend, and you asked me to swear, Nkechi, what will you gain if I die?

Nkechi oya take mic

I thought money was the only thing that could change people until I went to a wedding on saturday, and ordinary Jollof rice made someone act as if she did not know me.