The 'w' in Nigeria stands for water. There is none. 🤣

That moment during exams when the teacher asks you to sit in the front, you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully.

Stop warming bath water with a cooking pot; one man in the bank today was smelling like jollof rice. 😂

A small apple is now ₦100. Something the serpent gave Eve for free. 😏 🙄

Problems everywhere! A man in Abuja recently bought a used Samsung Galaxy phone and found photos of his girlfriend on it.

A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The bartender looks surprised and says, "Huh, where'd you get him?" "Nigeria", replied the parrot.

A beggar tells a rich Nigerian prince that money can't buy happiness. The prince thinks for a while, then replies, "Well, true, but poverty can't buy anything!"

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Do not worry if time does not wait for you. Simply remove the battery from the clock and live your life.

As we forgive those, that trespassed against us. If them try am again, E no go funny o