I just saw someone order a plate of beans 5k 😳 something wey be free for prison

But wait ooo😘,is there anything wrong in stealing a good woman from an ungrateful careless Man🤷🤷

No one is more Respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog .....
Hello Bingo🐕 how are u?😂😝

Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all, How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as paker???

My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"

Ah Mummy 😪

My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village.
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Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .
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Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration???
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Toothpicks were missing in the house, then my Mother asked our maid, and she was like: 😧it's not me, even when I use I put them back
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Guys!
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name😉 😂