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*TOYIN THE ILLITERATE*
Toyin was asked to go and buy few items from the market. Due to Toyin illeteracy, her boss prepared a list to help her buy accurately.
List:
Milk - N. 5,000.00
Salt - N. 2,500.00
Oil - N 7,000.00
Fish - N10,000.00
Total = N24,500.00
So Toyin left the house around 10am,and at 3pm, she is not yet back from the market.
Her boss was so worried,and decided to call Toyin on phone.
Boss:
"Hello Toyin, what's holding you? you have stayed too long,what's the matter?"
Toyin replied:
"I have bought the milk, salt, oil, and fish, but I'm still looking for Total"
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