Please take a moment to thank and appreciate those guys who dated you in high school. They loved you without makeup, Brazilian hair, with your oversized uniform, ugly school bag, and rubber sandals. My sister, that was true love. 🙏

Our neighbor's pot of soup went missing, and they suspect me. How can I steal soup that is even over salty?
Me wey no like salt 😏

Only in Nigeria can you see a person selling books from street to street titled How To Make Money Without Stress. Why has he not made that money yet?

It's only in Nigeria where we count money after we withdraw it from an ATM because we don't trust ATMs. 😏

NASA Just found water on mars, Mars-1, Nigeria-0.

My friend made it his life's mission to fight poverty. He now wrestles homeless Nigerians every weekend.

Man-made car, man-made plane, and man-made ship, what has this other gender made? 🤣

A mad man tells a doctor, "I have a problem, I dream of cows playing football every day." The doctor gives him some medicines. The mad man replies, "I'll start taking the meds tomorrow, today is the finals."

Just a reminder to all married people, if you promised your wife/husband that you would love her/him 24 hours a day, start now.

If Nigeria invades another country, we will leave that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can't read, and the ever-present threat of needless violence blights daily life. Yes, we'll have brought the Nigerian way of life to them. 😟