If you dodge your mother's slap in Nigeria, you have officially joined a cult.

I am addicted to poverty. If my bank account has money in it, I suffer withdrawal.
#barssss

Which part of Nigeria is my fatherland? I'm broke and want to sell my portion. 😏 🙄

Can the last born marry a last born? What if they wake up in the middle of the night and start crying, "I want to see my mother?" 🤔

I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but not in Nigeria. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They bless the rains down in Africa.

I want to hear 99 Nigerians sing 'Africa' by Toto. It's something that a hundred men or more could never do.

I told you I do not have a girlfriend, and you asked me to swear, Nkechi, what will you gain if I die?

Nkechi oya take mic

I thought money was the only thing that could change people until I went to a wedding on saturday, and ordinary Jollof rice made someone act as if she did not know me.

I recently flew to Lagos to do some charity work. It was an eye-opening, shocking experience. The poverty, the starvation, the fighting, the smell, the noise. I am never flying economy again. 😂

I feel bad for kids in third-world countries. They must go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time. 😪